singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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