Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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