You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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