speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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