Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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