So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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