Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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