He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
