1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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