i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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