Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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