Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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