he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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