we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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