Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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