My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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