so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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