O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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