what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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