white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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