i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
