1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
its not stalking. its research.
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my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Boobs are out for the taking
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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