Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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