you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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