Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
