Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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