fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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