It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
3pm strippers are depressing
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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