Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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