i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
whose parrot is this?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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