my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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