Kiss
Puke
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I have post one night stand depression
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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