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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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