areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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