I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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