Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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