I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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