Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
worst night to have a conscience
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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