the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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