But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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