I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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