I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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