yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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