I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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