isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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