is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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