he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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