she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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