i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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