areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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