he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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