Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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