so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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