She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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