I heard we made out
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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