I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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