I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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